Yakov's Gift of Laughter - E-Newsletter 1-9-02
Greetings From Branson!
Here's some thoughtful insights
into men and women that
made me laugh and I'd like to
share them with you.
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Women want men to keep the
toilet seat down. Why?
We're not the ones who fall in.
That's why women go to the bathroom
in groups. One of them is the lifeguard.
It's a rescue mission.
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Women are very intuitive, they can
"read between the lines". And they
expect men to read between the lines.
We can't even color between the lines.
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I hope you enjoy my e-mail newsletter,
"Yakov's Gift of Laughter". Along with
sharing jokes that make me laugh,
I'll pass along some "jokes from the folks"
who visited my show in Branson.
It's always fun to share laughter with
our friends and family.
Your friend,
Yakov Smirnoff
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